The blog with randomness in mind
- Why are Easter Eggs hollow?
- What do bunnys and eggs have to do with the death of Jesus?
- Why do my dad’s size 8 shoes fit me, when I have so much trouble finding shoes that fit me?
- Why when I wake up from a quick nap, I feel top of the world, but when I wake up from 8 hours of sleep on a monday morning I feel like crap?
- Why when you want a song to play on the radio, it never does?
- How are you meant to get money out of a piggy bank without braking the thing open?
- How I can lost 5 books in a bag one minute and been there the whole time?
- Why does petrol smells so good?
- What is the deal with toast, why not leave the loaf in the oven a little longer?
- Why don’t the Americans like tea?
- How can Capitan Kirk F*** every bitch he meets and not get AIDS?
- Why is there always a queue for the toilet when you really need to go?
- Why do all clubs have a blacklights everywhere? A blacklight is a light that makes everyone look cool… except me, ’cause I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.
- Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball and then spin ’round and round. I can’t do a back flip, much less several … simultaneously with two other guys… that look exactly like me.
- How can their find saddam hassan in Iraq, but not find the guy who shot biggy smalls, who was shot in vagas in front all more people than saw the last seinfeld?
- How did sting had the balls to swtich to that name after being called gordon?
- I was told, If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, Why do my parents bitch when I am quite around my Mothers mother?
- When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Is a blow job called that so it will have kind of a work ethic behind it?
- Why is it called a blow job? when you think about it that name could get someone hurt..
- In the end, does your house become, somewhere to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past
- Why are ATM open 24 hours a day? Has anyone taken £300 out of the wall for anything positive or not drug related?
- You don’t pay taxes - they take taxes
- You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’. “Chris Rock”
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