Women like to think that they know what men want. I see articles on the cover of the ladies magazines, 100 ways to please your man by SOME LADY. Know what, they don’t know what the hell their talking about. So I decided to write own list.
- Make him a sandwich
- Buy him a monkey.
- Let it slide, odds are you think it is really important that he didn’t open the door 4 Tuesdays ago, but just let some like that, SLIDE.
- Shut up for a change
- When he farts in public, you claim it.
- You pay for a movie for a change.
- If he is smiling for no reason, leave him to it, don’t be asking him to example it, that will take the magic out of whatever it is.
- If he is in a bad mood for no reason, leave him to it, it is normally something out of your control to fix.
- You out the seat up when you leave the toilet, instead of the other way around.
- Shut up.
- If we have done something wrong, tell us straight away instead of leaving us guessing.
- Next time you catch him playing with himself, help him out.
- Brush your teeth before kissing him in the morning.
- Buy your our razors.
- Buy your our shirts.
- Always tell him when your horny, it is information he will care about.
- Remind him of your birthday in time for him to get you something.
- Remind him of his birthday, just in case.
- Turn up on time for a change, it will mess with his head.
- Oh yeah, shut up.