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My blog on Facebook

Jonathan Harris — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:32:31 +0000

Just a quick note to all those who are reading this, I have recently setup my facebook profile to automatically converts everything I post my blog, spacedmonkey as notes. This means that my blog can be read from directly within Facebook and means my writings and rants get more eye balls on them. There may be so posts that are completely random, pointless, stupid, nerdy, weird or generally not understandable but keeping reading, their really is some gold. So if you are reading this as a note, check out my blog at www.spacedmonkey.co.uk or click on the original post link at the top that says “View original post”.

Web portfolio

Jonathan Harris — Tue, 29 May 2007 21:59:56 +0000

One of my hobbies is Web design, I really like making web sites and writting scripts. I am thinking about earning some money over the holidays making/administratoring sites for some bussinesses in the local area. So to show off my skill as a designer I have created a new web site called Jonathandavidharris.co.uk which is a portfolio that showcases some of all of my works so far. So as reading of this blog I thought you might be interested in seeing some of the other pieces of work that I have done. It is a good place to keep track of all the other projects that I have been doing while I haven’t been blogging on spacedmonkey.

It includes some pieces that I am very proud. I created a E-bussiness for Introduction to Internet applications module of my first year on my University course. The content based on another site I created a year ago called Teeny T-shirts. But this site has fully functioning stock control system and error checking order form. There is also another site called Meta Computing, is a frame work for my own blogging software. I hope to make this software use AJAX and be completely portable so that those who can not fans of using WordPress and Movable Type have another opition. Lots of these work projects are hosted on this site as it is my kind of dumping grounds for all the little pieces of writtings and work I want to put on the internet.

If your interesting in hiring to create a web site for you, please fill out contact me. I do not give out free html advice, specially for modifying MySpace profiles. Pricing for any web site design is not based on any set price list and is based on the amount of developement time.

Creative writting

Jonathan Harris — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:33:18 +0000

As a student of portsmouth uni, I am asked to many different weird things. The other day I was asked to write, in a technical style, how to do I simple task of my choosing. To stop people completely going off on one for 20 pages, we were limited to 250 to 500 words. The idea was to be about to write, in a style, that is state forward and understandable, but not to waffle on for pages and pages. Understandable task. Many other people in my group, did things like installing a network card or changing oil in your car, stuff like that. I decided to go a different direction. So here it is, the final version, of my very silly assignment. Oh god, what have I done!
I wonder what mark I will get….

How to make the perfect toasted peanut butter sandwich

Equipment:-

Two slices of Hovis Best of Both bread
A table knife
A bread knife
A Jar of chunky peanut butter
A Bread board
A Small plate
A two slice bread Toaster

Make sure that you have everything on equipment list before starting process. Wash and dry hands before handling bread.

Step one:
Place two pre-sliced pieces of bread into toaster. Set toaster’s dial to medium setting, to set duration that beard will be cooked. To activate, press down and hold for two seconds, the button on side of toaster, next to dial.

Step two:
Supervise bread in toaster and check that the bread has not burnt. Wait until the toaster’s timer ends and pieces of bread are ejected. The toasted bread should be lightly browned, if this is not so, repeat steps one, with a lower setting. When bread is toasted a suitable amount (lightly browned), then take out of toaster and place on bread board.

Step three:
Remove lid from jar of peanut butter and place on nearby surface. Plunge knife into jar and move around until knife until is coated. Using the knife, spread a thin layer across one surface of one slice of bread. After covering the first slice, then put knife back in jar, recoat, remove and cover one face of second slice of peanut butter. Replace lid on jar.

Step four:
After both slices have a thin layer of peanut butter on surface, pick up one of the pieces of toast, turn upside down, so that the unbuttered side is facing the sky. Place over other slice and line up top piece with bottom piece so that is completely covering it. Slowly lower the top slice down onto the bottom. Apply slight pressure with the palm of your hand to top slice to make sure that the peanut butter on both slices has merged, adhering the two slices together.

Step five:
Using a bread knife, cut the sandwich in half by cutting down the center horizontally. Place both halves of sandwich on plate.