Spacedmonkey

Here is a list of crazy ideas to lower the price of patrol.

10. Make all roads downhill
9. Cheaper self-service price if you pump the oil and refine it yourself
8. Gas comes from dinosaurs, so all we need are more dinosaurs
7. Invade Iraq
6. Give Cheney a sawed-off shotgun and have him stick up an Exxon
5. Tax cuts for the rich
4. Get Bush and the middle east to straighten everything out on Oprah
3. Jet packs for everyone
2. Gas only costs 12 cents a gallon in Venezuela; drive to Venezuela for gas
1. Get tubby genius Al Gore to figure it out

I would like to take a minute to remember those who died on 9/11. My thought are with the families.

Dane cook is the biggest things in comedy right now. With films, comedy dvds and a HBO show this is a guy on the up and up. But he is also pretty nice guy. On his myspace account that he personally administrators. He is the most popular person on myspace with 1.5million friends on there. He is truly one of best stars in hollywood now.

Not many people know what he plays a little music as well. His song, I’ll never be you about beating up/ becoming a cool kid, I find both funny and relatable.

If your feeling bored in a lunch time or something, do check out this web site danecook.com, it has lots of news, free audio and videos to fill up your time.

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When doing some research of the new mp3 player from microsoft called the Zune, I found a site called www.comingzune.com. It is very cute and I thought I would share it with you. It is very random and not what I would exept from microsoft. Enjoy!

You have to be very careful when picking your domain, it it what people will must remember about your site. But check out these muppets..

1. A site called Who Represents where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name wait for it is
   www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
   www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
   www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
   www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company
   www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
   www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
   www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
   www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
   www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
    www.gotahoe.com

Thanks to Will Setters for the list

Just finishing my a-levels but there are still teachers that I don’t like there. The following poll is a joke about a teacher that I don’t like. But finding out that I was not alone in hating this jerk, it become pretty popular, so feel free to fill it in. Please do remember it is a joke.

How should Mr. Daily die? Fill out the poll