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Jonathan Harris

Patrol prices

27 September 2006. Tagged random, stuff, top ten

Here is a list of crazy ideas to lower the price of patrol.

10. Make all roads downhill
9. Cheaper self-service price if you pump the oil and refine it yourself
8. Gas comes from dinosaurs, so all we need are more dinosaurs
7. Invade Iraq
6. Give Cheney a sawed-off shotgun and have him stick up an Exxon
5. Tax cuts for the rich
4. Get Bush and the middle east to straighten everything out on Oprah
3. Jet packs for everyone
2. Gas only costs 12 cents a gallon in Venezuela; drive to Venezuela for gas
1. Get tubby genius Al Gore to figure it out


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