Spacedmonkey » quotable http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk The blog with randomness in mind Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:54:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/11/01/jonathan-harris-2/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/11/01/jonathan-harris-2/#comments Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:44:13 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=528 Someone once said, time spent wishing is time wasted. Personally, I spend time wishing I was wasted.

]]> http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/11/01/jonathan-harris-2/feed/ 1 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/08/07/jonathan-harris/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/08/07/jonathan-harris/#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:08:23 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=366 After shooting their mouth, most people shut up. I am different, I reload.

]]> http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/08/07/jonathan-harris/feed/ 0 Dr. Samuel Johnson http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/08/03/dr-samuel-johnson/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/08/03/dr-samuel-johnson/#comments Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:12:59 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=345 We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.

]]> http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/08/03/dr-samuel-johnson/feed/ 0 Terry Pratchett http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/30/terry-pratchett/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/30/terry-pratchett/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:47:55 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=251
  • Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
  • In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
  • Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
  • Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
    • ]]>     http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/30/terry-pratchett/feed/ 0     Groucho Marx http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/08/groucho-marx/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/08/groucho-marx/#comments Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:38:23 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=248
  • I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
  • She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
    • ]]>     http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/08/groucho-marx/feed/ 0     Dr. Seuss http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/02/dr-seuss/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/02/dr-seuss/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:04:42 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=246 Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

    ]]>     http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/02/dr-seuss/feed/ 0     Oscar Wilde http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/01/oscar-wilde/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/01/oscar-wilde/#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:01:14 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=244 The one advantage of playing with fire…is that no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don’t know how to play with it who get burned up.

    ]]>     http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/07/01/oscar-wilde/feed/ 0     Ralph Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/06/29/ralph-harris/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/06/29/ralph-harris/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:31:44 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=245 Marriage is an institution, it’s a commitment. You don’t get to leave an in institution. Specially when your commitmented.

    ]]>     http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/06/29/ralph-harris/feed/ 0     Urban Dictionary http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/04/06/facebook-limbo/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/04/06/facebook-limbo/#comments Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:34:53 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/04/06/facebook-limbo/ Facebook limbo
    The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.

    (At the bar)
    Jim: How about that new kid, Ryan. He’s so cool.
    Thom: I dunno man, he already tried to facebook me, wtf?
    Jim: So?
    Thom: So I’m leaving him in facebook limbo, I don’t want him jo’ing to pictures of my drunk girlfriend…

    ]]>     http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2008/04/06/facebook-limbo/feed/ 0     bash.org http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2007/12/08/amazing-error-message/ http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/2007/12/08/amazing-error-message/#comments Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:36:31 +0000 Jonathan Harris http://www.spacedmonkey.co.uk/?p=10 Amazing error message

    Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’. While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, ” give me back my free hardcore!”…..

    quoth the server, 404.

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