Spacedmonkey

After shooting their mouth, most people shut up. I am different, I reload.

We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.

• Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
• In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
• Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
• Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

• I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
• Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
• She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

The one advantage of playing with fire…is that no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don’t know how to play with it who get burned up.

Marriage is an institution, it’s a commitment. You don’t get to leave an in institution. Specially when your commitmented.