Spacedmonkey

This post is in honnor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day which is t’celebrated every year on the 19th of September. So I would like to say Arrgghh to all Mateys and Ahoy to my Beauty.

This silly day gives me a chance to tell me my favorite joke

Why are pirate videos illegal?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre�

Cheeky Guide

Continuing on the University life series, is a book you must read if you are a student. In my first month at uni I was really depressed and I hang home alot. My mum knew that I was in a bad way and was looking for a way to cheer me up. So you ordered this book for me and sent straight to my halls. I must admit that it is one of the best books that I have ever had a chance to read. It is so funny and I know now that so much of it was true.

There are some really good bits in like the bit about lost weekend on page 198.

Lost weeks are so dubbed because they are periods in which, due to overrindulgence, once loses everything - money, sense, dignity, memory, coordination and bowel control. There are not necessarily limited to a weeked , and can last as long as a month, depending on how dedonistic and out of balance your life has become.

You can buy it on Amazon.co.uk and at time of writing was only �6.71. You can find it use ISBN which is 0 95361 1035.

You can also find more cheeky guides at their official website.

Whether you�re still deciding where to go or just two weeks from your finals, this book is an absolute must.

I can not believe I thought of this before. If you were hated George Bush or simply need a laugh you think about give this a try.

1. Create a new file.
2. Name it “George Bush”.
3. Press delete to send it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to delete “George Bush?”.
6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
7. Feel better

I really just had to post this because it really makes me laugh. Basically, what would the Wedding Announcements of people with silly names look like. Not sure if all of them are real, but this is still really really funny.

It is an example of why Google/Youtube should really being paying for content. This is a video from American network NBC. Check out their channel because it has some really cool stuff on it.

When trying to fill the many hours I have free now that I am a student I found this and I needed to post about it. Askaninja is kind easily the funniest thing I have ever seen on Youtube, ever. It is shockingly random comedy. The series, is a podcast created by Los Angeles improvisational comedians Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, features a ninja who answers e-mails from “viewers”. The ninja seems to be going extremely popular, I was walking down the hall the other day and heard the theme song coming out of at least two rooms. If you don’t believe me, it even won best series in the 2006 Youtube awards.

My personal favourite is Question 35 which is called Ninja Poetry if showcases the ninja at his funniest. If you have a question for the Ninja it is easy, just email him AskANinja@gmail.com. Read the rest of this entry »

A 98-year-old American woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times… but you could just imagine this being published in the London Times also….

Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month.

By my calculations, three ‘nanoseconds’ must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Social Security check, an arrangement that, I admit, has been in place for only eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways.

I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity that your bank has become.

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A study, lasting many years has been done to find the best joke in the world. The study done by the people at the laughlab allowed people to upload there own jokes and then other people can rate the joke. The joke with highest overall rating was called the best joke in the world. LaughLab certainly captured the public’s imagination ? they received over 40,000 jokes and almost 2 million ratings.

So what is this joke?

Drum roll please…..

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ?My friend is dead! What can I do?? The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ?Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.? There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: ?OK, now what?”

What do you think?

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