Notable quoatables
A growing collection of my finest quotes, some odd, many pointless, others funny, but all interesting and some simply stupid. If you have any quotes you would like to see on this page, please feel free to contact me. 
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Quoting Ralph Harris
Marriage is an institution, it’s a commitment. You don’t get to leave an in institution. Specially when your commitmented.
Quoting Urban Dictionary
Facebook limbo
The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.(At the bar)
Jim: How about that new kid, Ryan. He’s so cool.
Thom: I dunno man, he already tried to facebook me, wtf?
Jim: So?
Thom: So I’m leaving him in facebook limbo, I don’t want him jo’ing to pictures of my drunk girlfriend…
Quoting bash.org
Amazing error message
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ‘ hot xxx galore’. While i clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, ” ‘Tis not possible!”, i muttered, ” give me back my free hardcore!”…..
quoth the server, 404.
Quoting Dave Barry
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
Quoting Cherokee chief
Two Wolves
“A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy. “It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
“One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego.
“The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope,
serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.“This same fight is going on inside you - and inside every other person, too.”
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf will win?”
The old chief simply replied, “The one you feed.”