Notable quoatables
A growing collection of my finest quotes, some odd, many pointless, others funny, but all interesting and some simply stupid. If you have any quotes you would like to see on this page, please feel free to contact me. 
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Quoting Jonathan Harris
After shooting their mouth, most people shut up. I am different, I reload.
Quoting Dr. Samuel Johnson
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.
Quoting Terry Pratchett
- Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
- In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
- Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
- Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Quoting Groucho Marx
- I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
- Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
- She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quoting Dr. Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Quoting Oscar Wilde
The one advantage of playing with fire…is that no one ever gets singed. It is the people who don’t know how to play with it who get burned up.
Quoting Ralph Harris
Marriage is an institution, it’s a commitment. You don’t get to leave an in institution. Specially when your commitmented.