Spacedmonkey

A new trailer for the upcoming Spiderman 3 film is now out. It is a first full length trailer and it gives lots of new clues of the plot of the film. This film is a long time in coming and is meant to be the last film in the three film series. The trailer can be viewed on the Ifilm or Apple site. If this trailer is anything to go by, it looks like the graphics are better than ever. It also looks like the character of Peter Parker will be about to explorer a darker side of himself.

Quote from the wiki page on the film

Reportedly, the film’s budget is $250 million, which would make it the most expensive film ever made in nominal U.S. dollars, breaking King Kong’s budget record of $207 million. It would also be third, in adjusted dollars, to War and Peace’s budget of $560 million.

Do I think that the makers of this film will kill of the hero as this is the last film in the series? The answer is, not a chance. They only kill something off after they have milked it for all it is worth. If your dying for more information, you can also look at cast interviews, posted on the Official Movie Blog. The film is out worldwide 4th of May in the UK, which I simply can’t wait for.

As you may or may not know, the people that make the massive hit tv show, The Simpsons, are now making a movie out of the show. There is a new trailer for the film out on the apple movie site. As a massive fan of the show, as many of us are, I expect alot from this film. Watching this trailer, I wasn’t that impressed with. It seems like that joke had been done before, with Homer falling off a hill and hitting his head on the way down.

The plot of the film has been kept extremly secret for now, but I am sure that closer to the date of release, there is a spoiler out there. The film is due to release worldwide 27th of July 2007 and I am sure that the film will simply be one of the biggest things of all time. I look forward to seeing the film. You can find out more about the film, itself on the offical site, TheSimpsons.com

I am sure that many of you are starting to think about Christmas, as the adverts seemed to have already started on TV. Many of you will be thinking about getting yourself a nice shinny new 5.5G IPOD that were released a month or two ago. But have you heard about the Red IPOD Nano?

Choose the iPod nano (PRODUCT) RED Special Edition and Apple will give $10 of its purchase price to the Global Fund to fight AIDS in Africa.

The IPOD is the same price as the other IPODs, at time of writing, £129, from the Apple store. I mean, if you are going to be treating yourself to an IPOD this christmas, you might as well, cut into Apple’s profit to help a good cause. There is more info of the Apple website.

As a student of portsmouth uni, I am asked to many different weird things. The other day I was asked to write, in a technical style, how to do I simple task of my choosing. To stop people completely going off on one for 20 pages, we were limited to 250 to 500 words. The idea was to be about to write, in a style, that is state forward and understandable, but not to waffle on for pages and pages. Understandable task. Many other people in my group, did things like installing a network card or changing oil in your car, stuff like that. I decided to go a different direction. So here it is, the final version, of my very silly assignment. Oh god, what have I done!
I wonder what mark I will get….

How to make the perfect toasted peanut butter sandwich

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I’d rather

• I’d rather have my nipples chewed off by a pack of wild dogs.
• I’d rather suck the snot out of a gorilla’s nose until the back of his head caves in.
• I’d rather wipe my ass with a cheese grater.
• I’d rather slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of alcohol.
• I’d rather drink a gallon of turpentine and piss on a forest fire.
• I’d rather suck cow snot through a straw.
• I’d rather shave my poison ivy covered legs with a dull barber’s razor and no water or soap.
• I’d rather French kiss a barracuda.
• I’d rather poke a Rottweiler in the arse with a short stick.
• I’d rather drink for a week from the septic tank of the 25-stone man next door.
• I’d rather wipe my anus with barbed wire.
• I’d rather be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Barry Manilow tunes while having my tonsils removed with a rusty spoon.
• I’d rather have the ten strongest 18-stone Rugby players play tug of war with my nut sack each side of 5 pulling a separate nut in a different direction.

I would rather

• I would rather stick my genitals in a bee’s nest.
• I would rather have a porcupine inserted violently into my rectum.
• I would rather sandpaper a wildcat’s ass.
• I would rather spend ten hours getting a tattoo on my back and then find out it’s the wrong one.
• I would rather try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter– and not a twist off either.